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By Linda Lombardi

There is a lot that animals don't desire you to understand, and the higher their public photo, the more serious their secrets and techniques are: gang-rapist dolphins; lazy, infanticidal lions; and, after all, our personal canines, who devour our funds, set our homes on hearth, and in additional than one case, truly shoot their proprietors with guns.

Animals Behaving Badly exhibits that animals are only like us: gluttonous, egocentric, violent, lustful, and constantly searching for number 1. utilizing anecdotes from the scoop and from medical learn, Linda Lombardi pokes enjoyable at our softhearted preconceptions approximately animals, makes us suppose a bit higher approximately humanity's basest impulses, and painlessly teaches us a piece extra approximately our bushy and feathered friends.

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  • Bees love alcohol: even, says one researcher, greater than collage scholars
  • Pandas take pleasure in pornographic movies-they're rather aroused via the soundtrack-and macaques pays with juice to examine soiled images
  • A rabbit who lives in a pub in England is hooked on playing with a slot computer
  • African elephants raised via teenage moms shape violent early life gangs

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In October 2009, Magic dashed out his cat door after the provider 3 days in a row, yet his proprietor was once offended concerning the suspension realize: “I advised them my cat wouldn’t harm a fly. . . . He’s a gentle cat. We’ve by no means noticeable him assault an individual and we’ve by no means heard of him hurting an individual prior to. I can’t think they say this. ” • In April 2010, Tiger’s proprietor scoffed at reviews that he used to be assaulting mail providers as they approached the door and chasing them down the trail: “Tiger is nineteen years previous, he dribbles while he sleeps and snores—he sleeps for 20 hours an afternoon. ” • In November 2010, one other relatives claimed that their cat were “playful” while it swiped on the carrier’s hand as he was once pushing mail throughout the slot. the mummy insisted that the cat Lana, who the youngsters playfully name Lana Banana, used to be “really docile, i will be able to choose her up like a child and he or she won’t bat an eyelid. ” hardly ever, we do listen of attack-cat vendors who admit they've got an issue. In 2007 the landlord of Dipity took the scoop with resignation while she acquired the letter threatening to droop her supply carrier. “I can’t say I blame them for threatening to chop me off. i admire Dipity to bits—she’s adorable—but I’d be the 1st to confess she’s a bit terror,” she acknowledged. “All she desires to do is decide fights. while I took her to be neutered she attempted to gouge lumps out of the vet and was once hissing in any respect the canine. ” And we will in basic terms desire that extra will stick with the instance of the landlord of Blackie, a cat who counted a minimum of 5 postmen, one police officer, 5 paperboys, one takeaway driving force, and one development employee as his sufferers. In December 2006, she ultimately took responsibility:At the door to Ann Hogben’s domestic in Ramsgate, Kent, is a newly erected signal which easily reads: “Warning: harmful Cat—Has Attacked thirteen humans within the final Six Years. ” The turning element got here within the previous couple of weeks while Blackie attacked a postman as he driven envelopes via her letter field. blind to what lurked in the back of the door his newest sufferer was once left with a sequence of open wounds. “I got here domestic and Blackie was once sitting there like butter wouldn’t soften in his mouth, yet I knew whatever was once incorrect simply because he had blood on his claws. ” the landlord insists that together with her, Blackie is as cuddly as will be, yet she recognizes that he has “problems with humans in uniform” and “authority concerns” and acknowledged from that time on, as well as the signal, she’d be locking Blackie in one other room at any time when there's a knock on the door. * * * ■ On manhattan, manhattan, a guy left his motor vehicle operating to maintain his puppy hot whereas he went right into a espresso store to enroll in an open mike evening. maybe as a touch upon his owner’s talent—or a determined try and continue him from publicly embarrassing himself—the puppy positioned the auto in equipment and drove it into the shop window. comparable mishaps can take place no matter if you’re cautious by no means to depart the puppy by myself on your car: ■ while an Idaho guy arrived domestic from determining up a pizza, his puppy jumped in, knocked his Chevy Impala into apparatus, and drove it down an incline right into a river.

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